Put my husband on a cruise ship and suddenly he's too sexy for his shirt! Every cruise offers a sexy hairy beast contest and hubby joined right in, strutting his hairy chest and body while wearing his cap (Nothing under there) for all the bikini clad beauties. (It's his fantasy....remember). He shimmied and shook, did an improv pole dance to the cheers of the crowd and then came in second place to Uncle Sam. (Well, it was the fourth of July!)He took his defeat well, everyone said he was robbed of the highly prized plastic "Ship on a stick" trophy.
